elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30 first the body...
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
padalacki: padalacki: padalacki: if you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch doctor who you also should watch sherlock supernatural toooo-oooo
Is there anything more fun than deliberately crashing a party where you know...– John Taylor (via hoboisland)
No one should have to live like I do. I never wanted this. Never wanted to sleep...– Eamonn 60 (via alexislogan)
Just another day in the Nightside
Tommy Oblivion: I thought Walker always sent the Reasonable Men after the people he was upset with!"
John Taylor: Normally, he does. But I killed them."
Tommy Oblivion: Impressive, But perhaps a little short sighted."
I hate circular reasoning like that. Let’s just shoot him anyway and see what...– Shotgun suzie (via alexislogan)
akatriel-rowanborn: walkwthoutrhythm: elfgrove: spookystriderass: sydferrett: why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style why wouldnt you be excited about that WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS. When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it. See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
whorville: You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
h4te: I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar, you will understand.
cheesecurl: i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
perfectrainbow: imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
justanovercastkid: ierocookie: ...
Do you ever feel like the back-up friend?
The one that they hit up when everybody else bails out on them. The one they hit up only when they need something. The one they hit up when nobody else wants to talk. Always the back-up, never the first priority? Yeah, it sucks.
dorirosa: suncalf: what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand i made a thing So that’s what I’ve been feeling at night…
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...